New design smacks man in head, more as we get it

Yep, I thought this place could do with a little spit and polish. So say goodbye forever to that Godawful Blogger template and hello to slightly jazzed-up website instead. If you have AIM, feel free to use my "Rat on a rat" feature down there on the left and let me know who needs some Kung-Fu style kicking. Want to advertise? Well, there's a column on the right there just crying out for your super-sexy ad (in return for, I don't know, a sack of cash with non-Monopoly money in it). I get so much traffic sometimes my nose bleeds, and you're sure to sell something cool or whatever.

Keep an eye out for some more additions over the coming weeks - along with one or two final tweaks. And if the entire site turns into a picture of a banana (hey, it's happened before), make sure you have a body bag ready for when I keel over.

And don't steal my shoes, either...