Thirty-three pieces of Spyware or your money back!

That right, kids - want a stack of popups, adverts, trojans and all the other cack that comes with a version of Pac-Man? Well, pop on over to Spywareguide.com and check out the latest writeup.

This install can safely be likened to a nifty walk through a park. That is, assuming the park is full of ALIENS who want to PROBE you with their IMPLEMENTS.

Then drop you out of their ship without a parachute.

Thirty three individual pieces of software foisted onto a machine is enough to cripple it - and you're left with the problem of post-install clean up. If not already prepared with cleanup tools before the event, you're going to have lots of problems keeping the system stable to install anything in the first place.

And you still have to give those damn aliens their implements back!