Warning: This might suck

...or it might not. It's unusual experiment time - I'm going to tell you about something without me actually having seen it, and you're going to tell me what it's all about. The reason? This laptop I'm running in my hotel room won't let me download quicktime - no, I have no idea why, either. But I saw this crazy article and thought it was either:

1) Stupid, misinformed sensationalist headline at its most stupidest.
2) An article that tries to classify Cybersitter and Netnanny as "spyware".
3) A real mindblower of a story or something.

Well, you go check it out and tell me all about it. I'm dying to know if it sucks, or only semi-sucks.