How to report a sucker

...well, it's really quite simple. You click the "Report a Sucker" link to the left there. AIM works best, kids! However...some rules...people you do not need to report. Ever again. Please, please stop reporting them. Once is funny. One thousand times is the biggest plate of old, ever:

* George Bush
* Osama Bin-Liner
* That Chinese kid from American Idol. The Hung one (Matron).
* Anything to do with people revealing who died in the last Harry Potter book.
* The latest plot twist from Lost. I don't care.
* Teri Hatcher's uncle. She already reported him to the police, you lunatics. What the hell am I supposed to do about it?

They are pretty much the worst offenders at this present time. However, to all those who report Internet bad-guys - keep it coming. Sometime later today / tomorrow / soonish, you will see a fantastic example of just how well this method of reporting a sucker works.

Keep it tuned to both here and Spywareguide.com.

I hear the train a comin',
It's rollin' round the bend...