Smack him! Punch him in the face!

This has already been posted on the Sunbelt Blog, but I got so excited when I saw it that I couldn't help but repost anyway. I mean, I'm guessing not everybody that reads this site checks out Sunbelt and vice versa (though you should!), so that's my tenous excuse. What is it that got me so excited?

Extreme! Physical! Violence!!

Fed up with software pirates ripping him off, Manager Andrei Smirnov (with a name like that you're bound to be a badass) smacked up a pirate in the boxing ring and (hopefully) put him off pirating forever.

This opens up so many new possibilities for spyware / adware fighting it makes me dizzy and, frankly, up for a bit of the old ultraviolence. I've been saying for ages that we should have some kind of sponsored spyware wrestling match, or (failing that), some Real Ultimate Fighting in a carpark.

Oh God. I need to lie down.