Wow, what a boring week..let's liven it up with Ninjas and Pirates

I mean seriously, are all the Ad/Spy/Malware guys out playing in the sun or what? I demand they all go back indoors right this instant and get making some nasty things!

Still...next week should be fun. Why? Because....oh nuts, look what you did. You distracted me with this writeup over at Site Advisor and now I've plain old forgotten. What's that? The writeup at Site Advisor tells us all about how searching for things online sucks?

Well, there goes my chance of remembering what I forgot to tell you about then. And if you haven't already hurled something at your monitor with my tease-tastic action, riddle me this: what's cooler, Ninjas or Pirates? As I observed here (in a rather off-topic fashion):

Maddox is a Pirate. That's gotta count for something. Plus, they say "Arr" and "Jim Lad" a lot. Ninjas don't really have any catchphrases which lets them down a little bit.

However, Ninjas can sneak into your bedroom and make your heart explode with the power of thought. Which is also awesome.

If it were up to me, I'd be a Ninrate. The costume would suck though.

Anyway - discuss. Ninjas or Pirates. There can be only one!