All quiet on the Western front?...

....not exactly.

Keep your peepers peeled, because I've no doubt this week will reveal some interesting findings. Will it be panicky Adware guys? Worried pr0n gangtsers? Baffled Botnet owners? Maybe all three?

Well, not all three. That'd just be stupid. But I'm sure we can serve up something that'll get your pulse racing, assuming of course your pulse starts to race when you think of smelly files that infect your PC and make babies cry.

Except..this time round, you could argue that the files themselves are the most boring part. It's time for something a little bit different.

....do I hear the clock ticking?