Eon8 - are you ready?

...and do you have an idea what is going to happen when that blasted timer hits zero? For all three of you who don't know by now, there's some creepy-assed website - this one - that is provoking all kinds of crazy, crackpot theories about just what will happen when the timer counts down.

Me? I'm firmly in the "dead Nazis will walk the Earth" camp.

Of course, I lie. I'd (almost) be willing to put money on it being a nifty piece of viral advertising, probably for a videogame, but you can sample some of the madness:

here
here
here
and here.

Rumours of something to do with fruit flies, a vast database of Internet "celebs", the FBI showing up in their referral logs and much more besides can all be viewed via the above links. Of course, you now only have about twelve hours to do so before the timer counts down and we all melt into a big puddle o' goo.

Nuts.

Anyway, they're all wrong. THIS is the answer! I tell ya, it is!!

...and, for no reason whatsoever, I must now go and sit under my bed for the next 48 hours. With a big gun.

/ Edit (click the pic) - Oh, man, now I went and did it. When the death squads come for me at 4AM, tell them I regret nothing! Nothing!!

....well, maybe this one time where a girl threw her pint over me in a club.

But other than that, nothing!