Help me to help you kick some ass

Do you like to see crummy companies panicking and screaming oh-noes from the rooftops? Enjoy watching stupid hax0r gang after stupid hax0r gang get pwned? Savour the delicious feeling that somewhere, someone is looking over their shoulder because at any given moment, the bomb might drop and then they're up some smelly creek without a steering device?

Want to help increase that feeling of pure, sweaty terror on the part of the bad guys?

Sure you do. And here's how you can help.

I'm trying to inject this place into the one area it's never really had much penetration - stop giggling at the back, there - the wonderful world of blogs and such. Yes, it gets around on the news sites - but ultimately, what I do is all about kicking ass at grassroots level and spreading the word via the troops. With that in mind, here's what you can do to help me stab bad people in the face with shiny bolts of broadband:

1) Add me to your Blogroll / linkpage thingy. This will allow more people to see my drawings of bananas and cowboys and other rubbish. They'll also get to see who sucks this week in the wonderful world of Ad/Spy/Malware. If you so desire, I'll also give you a linkback on my Blogroll page and return your cat. Can't say fairer than that, right?

2) Add me to your Technorati "Favourites" list. So far, three people have added me and I salute you. With great effort, we can increase that total to at least, oh, six by the end of the month.

3) Run through the streets naked with Vitalsecurity.org scrawled across your back in red pen. You also have to shout and scream and waggle your arms about while you do it, or the overall effect is lost.

Of course, options one and two are the most preferable but hey, if the hot weather is just too much for you...!