Is it time to slam someone in a ditch?

Because you know, it's been a while.

Well, July to be accurate, but hey - it's ditch time.

An army of spade-wielding Ninjas are working round the clock to prepare the most awesome ditch you've ever seen in your life. It has beer. It has cake. It has fifty foot speakers and an endless supply of Abba. Most of all, it has a big-assed ditch that some poor sucker punk fool is going to spend a long time lying in come next week.

I'm now going to think of all the ways I may perform the ditch-slamming. You might want to admire my ditch from afar, or quietly discuss the finery of my wines and the awesomeness of the mini hot-dogs.