Hackers send people things, Part 2

I don't have a major thing for putting "Part 2" in the title, I swear. But anyway - where's Part 1, I hear you cry? It's here, over at Sunbelt.

I've noticed an interesting trend - for no apparent reason, leet hax0rs keep sending me things in the mail, inviting me to this, demanding I do that, all sorts of crazy stuff. To the boob that sent me five different variations of his latest virus and managed to leave his name and most of his address in the code, I salute you. If your virus actually did something beyond go pffft and break, I'd salute you even more. Expect to awake to PG RULEZ, LOL scrawled outside your house in fifty-foot letters sometime soon. It's okay kids - I have an art degree. We can get away with that kind of thing and call it a Happening.

As for the people inviting me to their secret forum areas to see all the cool new exploits and Bots and stuff - I'm flattered, but in three out of the seven I received yesterday, I already have access.

That's right...Hornyguy_453 was me all along!

To the rest...expect a visit from the awesome brigade sometime soon.

Muahahahaha...