In case you'd forgotten, I am in fact...

...it's true. How deadly? Well, let's put it this way. The guy in the picture got arrested for taping dynamite to a rival dojo while drunk. And I'm way more deadly than that guy. Plus he's dead now, so it's not like I have to battle him for the title. A good thing too, because he'd have skinned me alive with his eyes shut. While asleep. And on another Continent.

And yes, you read that right - he TAPED DYNAMITE TO A DOJO WHILE DRUNK. If you're not already throwing yourself upon his Godlike Majesty by this point there's quite likely something wrong with you.

What does he have to do with this particular post? Well, I'm serving advance notice of something that's going to kickstart in about a month or less, and thought I'd do so by paying tribute to Count Dante, probably the greatest man who ever lived.

There will be pain. There will be suffering. There will be dynamite taped to Dojos (if you're really lucky).

Get ready for The Fourth Wall. If you're some kickass hacker guy, you might want to start crying like a little sissy girl right......about.....now.