Missing: Presumed Awesome

.....well, I guess this is a big, fat surprise for anyone expecting to see Paperghost here ranting about some idiot that needs ditch slamming. PG is going AWOL for a few weeks while he works on his talk at the RSA show next February (I hear he's stuffing flat-packed cardboard in his pants so he can break it out and bust some moves on stage if he forgets his words), and also put the finishing touches to The Fourth Wall.

Did he mention The Fourth Wall yet?

Yeah, I guess he did. I could tell you more, but then I'd have to rip my eyeballs out with toothpicks before he got his hands on me. Sorry about that. For those of you wondering who I am, you might have seen me on some of the security forums out there - though you'd never guess my username(s), and I ain't spilling any beans now!

Over the next few weeks, you might see one or two other people posting here who are also involved in The Fourth Wall - then again, you might not. For my part, I'll be cranking out your daily furious dose of security rage until Captain Angrypants (as I like to call him) returns to fill your lives with roflcopters and Zangobars and all that other stuff he loves so much.

You may now discuss this event of monumental proportions in the comments, and wonder if PG going missing heralds the beginning of the Apocalypse.