The Fourth Wall: Invading your Internets

Yes, the extent of my Empire is truly mighty and all consuming or something.

From this moment on, you can now report hackers, spammers, botnets and dodgy Adware dealings in various MMORPGS. Currently my network of contacts are running round in The Matrix Online and Guild Wars, and we'll be extending our operations to other virtual worlds in the coming weeks. I won't be available personally in all these games of course, but I'll be around if you need me in the titles listed above.

It is my fervent belief that one day, you'll be able to push a button in your bathroom and SHAZAM, my thunderous visage will appear above your bidet. Okay, so it's not the Wizard of Oz but it's a lot more practical than Ruby Slippers.