Paperghost Tips: How to Spot a Fake Myspace Camwhore

It seems that recent scientific tests by Doctor Fakey McFakename have conclusively proven that men are incapable of avoiding fake Myspace Camwhore profiles. The latest writeup on Spywareguide will illustrate a really strange phenomenon that's been going on for the the last few weeks on Myspace (using lots of fake Myspace Camwhore pictures, naturally) but for those who would like to fill up their quota of stupid for the next six months, read on as I show you exactly what to look out when sniffing out fake Myspace profiles.

First, we need a pic....any pic. This one will do:



Okay, cool. Not very appropriate, though. We need to Myspace it up. Lemme see.....needs to be a bit more faux-arty:



Oh, the arty-fartyness! Still not *quite* there yet though. What can I do?



BINGOES!

It's getting better all the time. Right, slight problem here in that I still look like a dude. Is it time to break out those leet art skillz of mine?



Crap, it's Emo Phillips. Needs a little extra, methinks....



On a roll! Mind you, it's missing something no Myspace CamWhore (tm) can be without:



A cheap bra!

Now, there's just one more angsty touch needed and we'll have the perfect example of what to avoid on Myspace:



.....and now, at last, you understand the Internet.