Repost: The silly picture post lives again

Due to a technical screwup courtesy of Blogger.com, this post was mangled along with a few others. Well, those others are lost to the void but this one was fixable and seeing as its a bunch of silly pictures, that can only ever be a good thing. I hope you're ready to have your IQ lowered by about a zillion points - here we go.....


....does that say "Fook on"? Oh, I do believe it does! Fook on, you crazy diamond! And while you're reeling, do you like pigs? Do you? HUH? Cute little piggies? Well, prepare to WEEP for all that is GOOD and RIGHTEOUS:

......BLAAAAARGH GET! IT! AWAY!!!!!!

Forget Spider Pig, its freaking SATAN PIG.

For anyone that hasn't gouged their eyes out with a spork, let's bring things down a notch with this vaguely stupid safety notice:


Warning: If you're a moron who likes walking head first into huge-assed slabs of concrete then HERE COMES CHRISTMAS.

Next up, I can see right through this sham of a lie of a sham:


....one time I was convinced to watch "live sports" on an "obscene screen" in Paris, and hoo boy, was that ever an accurate description of a televisual device.

Filthy devils.

Feeling hungry?.....

.....doesn't matter anymore, because THAT is the sound of your brain cracking open. I wish I could add something to this, but....you know.....brain cracking.

And now, something for the ever cackling child in all of us:


......BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

And now.....anyone out there feeling sleepy? Tired? Need something restful and relaxing? Well...


....too bad, because you'll NEVER SLEEP AGAIN.