The Zealot Revolution Tour has Begun!

...yes, I arbitrarily named this latest escapade after a 15 quid T-shirt from Topman because that's how I roll. Stay tuned for "Killer Sox: 3 pairs for 5 pounds" and "Dayglo Undies: Poor Taste Revenge", coming soon.

For now, I've discovered one crucially important tip for anyone that happens to come to Singapore:

Don't dial room service and ask for "Hor Fun" then be surprised when the woman on the other end giggles nervously then bursts into laughter.

And with that (now obligatory) travel related disaster out of the way, it's time to get down to business and ramble on about smacking bad guys firmly in the trouser department. Expect pictures galore to appear here, and writeups with a distinct absence of talk related to dayglo underpants appearing on Spywareguide...