Handy Cut and Paste, Ready Rolled Stormworm Emergency Kit

Insert security vendor\researcher name>>> _______'s research team has spotted a new variant of Storm\Nuwar\Peacomm\Zhelatin this time purportedly from *insert event>>>>____ and using *insert social networking tactic>>> ______ invading inboxes in *insert country of origin>>> ______ using *insert file extension>>>> _____ To trick users into opening the mail. Users are reminded *insert obvious 'security countermeasure'>>>> _____. Users of *insert vendor anti-virus application>>>> _____ are protected if running updated software. We detect it as *insert one of previously mentioned names>>>> _____.

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