The Dark Knight Returns....to YouTube?

...and now that I just ruined the 90s for everyone, while browsing user profiles on Youtube I saw the following videoclips:


....nice! Gotta' love those keywords, too. I should point out, that picture from the first video isn't what you think (it's some dude twiddling his armpit....yeah, don't ask).

So anyway, you think fake porn comedy armpit twiddling is awesome and you want some more. In a fever pitch of armpit action, you type in one of the blogspot addresses mentioned aaaand.....

....uh, I've won a what now? Did I just click a Myspace spam link or something? Well, no. What happens is, you get redirected from the Blogspot link to a site called Trashclips. But wait! Scroll down a little and...

......"Jennifer Connelly Sex Scene"? Oh my, click the link! Click the liiiiiiiiiiink!!!!!

.....whoops.

And what the Hell is wrong with Rachel Weisz in that pic? She looks like she's on the toilet or something. Yeah, go on. Scroll up and take a look.

.........there you go.

And now that you've seen Rachel Weisz looking stupid, let's finish the whole shambles off with the only sight that's worth taking in:


....Biff Bam Pow!!

On a related note, I think I might have to paste in that Batman dude every time I pwn somebody from now on.