The Greatest Email ever, Part 3

Hi, here are my questions for the Navy Seals as requested.

1) Social Networking sites have come under fire recently for allowing, shall we say, compromising pictures of people from various armed and professional forces acting in a way that the outside observer would consider to be "beneath their status". What countermeasures do you have in place to ensure the integrity of the SEALs is not compromised?

2) Are SEALs allowed to reveal their faces on the social networking sites used? Or do they have to remain undercover, maybe through use of advanced prosthetics like in Mission Impossible 3?

3) If one of your men was looking round on Myspace and happened to come across Chuck Norris...could you take him? I mean Bruce Lee kicked his ass but that was just pretending, right?

4) Who has the better films, Steven Seagal or Jean-Claude Van Damme?

5) Steven Seagal said "it's not a job, it's an adventure!" - however, it took him 102 minutes to reclaim the hijacked ocean liner from the terrorists in "Under Siege". How many minutes do you think you could shave off his time, not including time spent getting it on with the naked chick in the giant cake?

6) If a SEAL can kill a Ninja but not Jet Li, are pirates awesome?

Thanks, and I should add, my userbase requested the SEALs send me a gun as reward for taking part. Please have the gun engraved with "Boydy's Boomstick" and send it over in a jiffy bag.