Well, this explains a lot...

This stuff is just writing itself at the moment. From the Ultimate Staffing page:

"MySpace.com Abuse Specialist $14 + Benefits!!!

You've heard of the website......You use the website...You love the website...
Now be a part of their team!!!!

MySpace is currently partnering with Ultimate Staffing to bring to you this exciting career opportunity!!

Abuse Specialist

Overview

The MySpace Abuse Team handles all incoming phishing, spamming and hacking related reports.

Job Duties

Abuse Specialists oversee spam complaints from users and networks emailed directly to the Abuse mailbox, remove infringing Ebay auctions that misuse the MySpace trademark, removing phishing sites and notifying victims of phishing abuse, pursuing spammers and having their affiliate accounts/websites removed, and handling hacking complaints.

Qualifications
* Technically savvy with experience with Microsoft Office, including Outlook, Word, Excel
* Strong understanding of the Internet and social networking
* Must have excellent understanding of web hosting, network operations, DNS, scripting
* Knowledge of HTML, Javascript, ability to perform front end coding
* Able to manage multiple priorities
* Minimum 1-2 years work experience

All candidates must be able to pass a criminal background investigation to be considered for this opportunity!!
Must work one weekend day (Saturday or Sunday) every week

We are a 24 hour a day/7 day a week operation at MySpace, we are currently hiring for Graveyard shifts only! .

Graveyard shift is from 11:00pm to 8:00am"

.......please God, no more. Hat tip to LoLo, who is awesome.