A lesson in Internet Anonymity

"The names you guys are giving are all wrong. I think I'm in the clear now."

"I think you'll be fine, so long as your mate never looks for details on the London Open Taekwondo championship on an obscure website called Google."

In a nutshell: Guy has a little sexytime with flatmates sister, tells everyone about it on the Internet, then reveals his friend is a Taekwondo Champion Killing Machine.

Then it takes about ten seconds for people to work out Mr Forum Guy's real name and start dig, dig, digging.

At this point, if you think the greatest thing in the world is searching in Google for London Open Taekwondo Champion and seeing this at the top of 12,000+ results:




.....then Merry Christmas, because here is the greatest forum thread in history.

The best part is, our forum pal has revealed his flatmate returns home in 2 weeks from holiday so we can count down to his probable dismemberment in realtime.