How to give a wannabe hacker a very bad day

Last week I came across a site I thought had been hacked - in actual fact, it turned out that the clown who owned the page was just really messy and made it look like a tip.

From there, I came across a whole bunch of phish pages and a leet hax forum for wannabe script kiddies. Of course, everything went pear shaped for the site owner the moment I picked up the phone and made a call, as you'll see (though most definitely NOT in the way you'd expect!)

(Warning: Swears galore, because this guy doesn't know the meaning of "eloquent".)










.....yeah, Little Jimmy Hackpants took a big old kick to the trouser department there, didn't he? Thanks to his mother for being awesome enough to actually go through with this - without a doubt, one of the funniest pieces of pwnage I've taken part in.

Time to exit stage left - I did have a nifty song here, but it was borking the page up for people so instead, enjoy the best damn PC desktop ever.