This picture is a clue

....so, can you guess where I am yet?

I am indeed in New York for a few days before heading into DC for the ASC Conference - for some strange reason, Homeland Security didn't give me their usual YOU SUCK welcome and let me in with little to no fuss.

However, it all went nipples skyward when I found a scumbag sitting next to my bed. If my cool use of retro streetslang confuses and astounds you, click here and see if you can guess which definition I'm referring to.

I had a lot of plans for my first day in New York, but it's fair to say that phoning frontdesk to ask them to remove one LifeStyles Premium MEGA lubricated latex condom from behind the side unit wasn't one of them.

My room safe doesn't work either, so they probably just think I'm rock n' roll and breaking everything and having wild orgies and that. Speaking of which...


.....kinky bunch, these New Yorkers. "Shrimping"?

Dude, I don't even wanna come close to knowing what the Hell that is.