If you're going to spam, make it entertaining

Spam is almost worth it when you see something like this (Click to enlarge):

Gloriously surreal. If your brain hasn't fried when they wheel out "For quite some time now, piracy has been the undoing of the melon industry..", it will when they wheel out this bona-fide classic:

"But the governments in these countries came have together to take some corrective measures that have put a check on the melon pirates".

.....wait, what? "Melon Pirates"?

There are MELON PIRATES??

I want to be a Melon Pirate too. Who'd have thought melons could be so big on the Internet?