Epic Failure

Oh my, expect them.

The above was posted to a brand new Youtube profile, along with some more tough-guy talk and a bunch of videos declaring EX-TREEEEME PWNAGE.

Apparently, being a "Guardian of the Internet" involves hacking websites and posting the videos to Youtube for all to see. Oh, and claiming to be "Anonymous", of course. Remember - they do not forgive, or forget. Of course, they also sometimes forget to be anonymous, which kind of helps when you're involved in the kind of activities I'm about to cover.

Here's some more tough-guy talk from another clip of a school network being hacked:


"Just post a reaction"? I guess nobody did, because shortly after...

Whoops, there goes Erasmus too. Mind you, the words "Ur busted biatche!" will become strangely prophetic very shortly.

See, if you're going to claim to be Anonymous and post videos of Dutch school websites being hacked, it's probably not the best idea to go bragging about it on a forum I've been watching for the last fortnight.

.....thanks man, that's real generous of you. Take one step closer towards self annihilation.

Now, I wonder if (pumped up by feelings of leetness and hardcore) our hacking hero would be confident enough to add a picture of himself to his profile and accurately reflect his "anonymous" status....


.....ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener! And for some dumb reason, he calls himself "Hackboy"!

It wasn't too hard to find his other Youtube profile. For some strange reason, he kept that one extremely low-key and didn't want his hacking buddies to see it.

Why?

Oh, I don't know. Maybe because it contains the epic failure that is him RUNNING ROUND HIS CITY WITH A LUNGFUL OF HELIUM YELLING LIKE A MORON.

.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Also, leetness slowly draining away.

He deleted this video, but unfortunately for him, I already had it open and have decided to never close the page down. In this way, my laptop will serve as an eternal monument of shame and lulz for all time. Or until Windows crashes, whichever comes sooner.

Anyway, back on target. You know what would be really useful now? If our none-too-anonymous super cyber hacker of doom put down his balloons for five minutes and posted up a direct link to a site owned by his school.



...oh, thank you Internets.

And now, a recipe for Epic Failure.

Take one Balloon boy. Throw in a pinch of hacked sites, a smattering of photographs and a dash of complete stupidity. Bring to the boil, then throw in a dozen or so Emails from a number of people located in various parts of the globe to his School that pretty much open up like this:


I sent mine last - by that point, they probably already had the message that someone was being a very naughty boy.

End result? Within an hour of my Email being sent....




....oh my, did someone get busted? Let's go back to his Bill Kilgore-style post from earlier on in the day.

My guess is, if he did get busted, he'll have gone back, edited the post, deleted a bunch of others and removed all pictures of himself from the forum while crapping his pants from here to Kingdom Come...


I love the smell of Epic Fail in the morning.