Wake Up Call

"You think the way you lives okay, You think posing, Will save the day. You think we don't see that you're running - Better call your boys ....'Cause I'm coming" N.E.R.D., Rock Star

Okay, the meatspin app had some comedy value. I guess. However, it's a short, terrifying ride from "mild pest" to "MUST BE EXTERMINATED". And so it came to pass, that I noticed the creator of the Meatspin program was a major douchebag and needed to be given the old "let's throw him off a cliff" treatment. When someone wanders in front of my crosshairs, I do a quick recon and score them on things such as annoyance, arrogance, asshattery and general "needs to be beaten to death with their own face" marks out of ten.

This guy ticked so many boxes I had to turn the sheet over and add in some new ones. A few examples:

....what? "Not even Norton can protect you"? Oooh, scary. What annoys me here is that this is lifted from that stupid t-shirt - but I can't tell if he's being serious or ironic or something else altogether. I'm tempted to think he's being serious, so bam, there's a black mark right off the bat.

Oh, and that tag line? "Making you cry since 2007"?

....wow, the experience just drips off this guy. Chalk another one up for the beatdown stick.

...tons of crappy applications of a "let's screw with your PC" nature. Worse, many are prefaced with that good old "These are for EDUCATIONAL purposes only, I am not responsible for anything you do with them!!!1112"

Sorry, I'm holding you entirely responsible. Don't like it, cry me a river.


....HAHAHA, yes! That's so awesome! Also,

Biff...
Bam...
Pow.
Welcome to the land of "All my shit has gone south for the winter".

Population: you.

I was going to point and laugh at this guy on MSN for your amusement, but apparently he's too crestfallen to login and hasn't been online for a couple of days. I'd hate to think he tried the hotel thing again and got stuffed into a dumbwaiter, but stranger things have happened.

Paperghost: Making you Cry Since This Morning.